| Oct. 8th, 2009 @ 07:19 pm CRINGE! |
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Current Mood:  eeeeeeeew
My upstairs neighbour just hit on me.
After saying he can hear when Phil is over, asking if we were solid and how long we'd been together.
He STILL hit on me.
The actual words "If it ever goes bad, I'm only upstairs" actually came out of his mouth along with "It doesn't make it easy for me to hear you, as a single guy"...
BRAIN LUFFA, BRAAAAAAAAAIN LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
Ew lol |
After saying he can hear when Phil is over
"It doesn't make it easy for me to hear you, as a single guy"
omg. Am I taking those bits the wrong way? Because if not... omg!
No, you're taking them the right way *shudders*
Well, at least its always flattering knowing a guy finds you attractive enough to hit on you in a highly disturbing, entirely inappropriate, and frankly disgusting manner, isn't it?
Oh. Wait. Apparently not. Reliable sources report that this is what is commonly known as "the dumbass chain of thought." Carry on, folks.
I know, it's vile and hilarious in equal measure ;)
He was probably just trying his luck. The poor guy. Ew.
The worst part is that you now have to live with him with this in mind! Ack! orz
I know! It's vile and wrong. Vile and wrong I say!
My floors are 7 inches thick concrete. I can't be THAT loud, surely?